she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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