Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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