My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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