I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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