What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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