We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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