note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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