I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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