i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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