these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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