oh god the rape fog is back!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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its like you know when i get waxed
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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