1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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