So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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