Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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