i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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