shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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