You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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