great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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