is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It's blow job season.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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