I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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