doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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