quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Randomize
