I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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