please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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