just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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