No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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