you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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