I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Randomize