You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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