i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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