Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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