I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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