I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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