exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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