what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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