youre lurking in front of me
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Couch. On fire.
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