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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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