just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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