She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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