Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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