God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
