Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Randomize
