I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
We talked him into tasing himself.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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