Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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