I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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