piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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