Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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