So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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