eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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