Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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