your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
