that's an acceptable place to lick
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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