You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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