just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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