GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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